Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2002

Transcript:

"The landlord came by today and asked why I hadn't paid the rent." "I told him I was now an Unthinkologist, meaning I no longer thought about anything, including the rent." "What'd he say?" "That he, too, enjoys philosophy." "No, I can't say I've ever heard of Evictology..."