Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2002

Transcript:

"I hear some guy hired you to carry around a sign downtown." "He did...But then he fired me." "Fired you? For what?" "You got me...I even went the extra mile by smiling and telling everyone to have a nice day." "Stupid #*&$ pig..." "THE END IS NEAR." "THE END IS NEAR!!"