Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2011

Transcript:

Larry says, "Ding dong ding dong." Zebra says, "What do you idiots want?" Larry says, "We sue you face." Zebra says, "Sue me? Over what?" Larry says, "We find out lions eat a zeeba." Zebra says, "Yeah. It was terrible. Why?" Larry says, "So wee before, tiger eat zeeba. And monthe before, cheetah eat zeeba." Zebra says, "Yeah. All that happened. Why?" Larry says, "So during entire time, not one of you zeebas geet eaten by croc." Zebra says, "So?" Larry says, "So you racist." Zebra says, "I'm closing the door now." Larry says, "Whuh does we want?" Bob says, "Equal eating!" Larry says, "When does we want it?" Bob says, "Now!!"