Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2011
April 23, 2011
April 25, 2011
Transcript:
Stephan says, "I am not a good cartoonist." Stephan says, "I am not smart." Stephan says, "I am not funny." Stephan says, "I am not even amusing." Stephan says, "Truth be known, I should have remained an attorney, which is what I was before this job." Stephan says, "So I'm sorry for everything." Stephan says, "I'm sorry for the poor drawing." Stephan says, "I'm sorry for my arrogance." Stephan says, "I'm sorry for the puns." Stephan says, "And I'm sorry for the disrespect I showed toward other cartoonists." Stephan says, "But most of all, I'm sorry for having an ugly, ugly face." Stephan says, "New hobby?" Rat says, "Please, sir... no heckling the ventriloquist." Pig says, "Whoa! Which one's the real dummy?"
mld1812 about 12 years ago
wow
NJ Lyon almost 12 years ago
the pathological self-pity and lack of self-esteem is getting annoying, Pastis.
legoguy77 over 11 years ago
I saw that one coming.
................arya+eragon=love............. almost 11 years ago
like i said, able to laugh at himself
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
Am I the only one who’s glad he admitted it!
simon corphey about 10 years ago
do you think that he still does that job