Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 28, 2010

Transcript:

Zebra says, "What are you doing at my door?" Larry says, "Crocs geet job as govermint census taker." Zebra says, "I don't believe you." Larry says, "Oh? Well juss leesten to questions. Uh, first, how many guys you has een you house?" Zebra says, "Just me." Larry says, "Okay... and whuh ees you job?" Zebra says, "I'm unemployed." Larry says, "Sound gud. And does you has keeds?" Larry says, "No." Larry says, "And, uhhh, how far can you reech arm eento Larry's mouth?" Larry says, "Ahhhhhhhhhh." SLAM Larry says, "Someone no like dere govermint."