Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2009

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Assassin Log: Larry writes, "Day One. Tooday me see TV nayture show about crocs." Larry writes, "Me see one croc who lurk all day een shallow swamp and wait for Zeeba arive." Larry writes, "Zeeba finaly arive. He no expekk nutteeng. Croc pop out of reeds. Croc snap Zeeba neckk." Larry writes, "Tooday me try exakk sameting." Zebra says, "Get out of my pool, Larry." Larry writes, "T.V. beeg fat lie."