Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2009

Transcript:

Goat says, "What the #%$ happened to my newspaper?! It's the size of a 'Post-it.'" Rat says, "I, newspaper magnate Rat, bought the paper and cut the size to save on productions costs." Goat says, "But this is ridiculous. I can barely read the words." Rat says, "No need. I fired the reporters." Goat says, "But where's my 'Style' section?" Rat says, "I merged it with the front page, which I then merged with the sports page and the business page and the editorial page." Goat says, "So what's left?!" Rat says, "Letters to the editor. It's the only content I can get for free. In fact, I think I printed one there..." Goat says, "'Your paper stinks.'" Rat says, "Readers hate change."