Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2008
December 27, 2008
December 29, 2008
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hey guard duck, whatcha doin'?" Guard duck says, "Giving up on Maura, sir." Pig says, "But you love her." Guard duck says, "Not anymore, sir?I've waited years for her to return from her winter migration. And there's been no trace of her." Pig says, "So what are you doing?" Guard duck says, "Giving you her pictures. I want you to burn them. I am no longer looking for Maura. I am no longer looking for love. I am no longer looking for anything." Guard duck says, "Life is funny, sir."
qwazwaz over 12 years ago
now hes white again
qwazwaz over 12 years ago
also, why does he live in a well?
mrcomicsfan over 11 years ago
Maura can’t talk so he’s off the hook
zianrocks2468 about 11 years ago
Umm….. I got nothing to say.
doctorwhomedia about 11 years ago
I remember reading this in the paper.
Patrick_Star about 1 year ago
She finally came back