Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2008
March 01, 2008
March 03, 2008
Transcript:
"Hey, Max.. how's it going? My mom's coming for a short stay. So I thought I'd clean up a bit..." "Duuude.. is this your 'People'?" "Yeah.. where'd you find it?" "Never mind that, bro... the wives saw it fall out of your mailbox..." "So?" "Dude. It's a chick magazine. Now the wives think you're weak. Effeminate. An easy mark." "So what do I do?" "Take this box of 'Girls Gone Wacky' videos and scatter them around your front lawn." "Ohhh, but these are so tacky." "Dude. It's life or death..." "My son's a perv." "I can explain, Mom."
fviete almost 8 years ago
Poor Zebra!
ShpelChekz almost 8 years ago
Huh, I haven’t heard your comments before. You new?
Chinese Propaganda Machine 2000 almost 3 years ago
hmm so we are gonna talk about random kid when ZEBRAS MOM made first appearance?
robert423elliott over 1 year ago
When I was young I didn’t know that term. However, my parents were close friends with a couple named Mildred and Perv. I have no idea if that was his name or if it was short for something. If it was, I have no clue what it could be. We just all called him Perv. Or, maybe it was Perve. I never saw it written.