Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2007
Transcript:
"Dad, will you please read me one of my 'Sesame Street' books? They're my favorite." "Sure ting, sweetie..." "'Oscar was grouchy. Ernie and Bert had borrowed hees baskeetball and had not returned eet.'" "'Geeve me back my baskeetball,' said Oscar. 'We can't find eet,' said Ernie." "'But dat's my favorite baskeetball,' said Oscar. 'I guess dis ees an important lesson,' said Ernie, 'If you borrow someone's tings, you need to take good care of dem.'" "Unsateesfied, Oscar tear off Ernie's head." "Please don't make up your own endings, Dad." "Ernie have to pay price, son."
lormex about 12 years ago
Ooh, that Ernie… he got what he deserved.
Soroxas over 11 years ago
I never liked Sesame Street
joeshmo30 over 10 years ago
mayb that is why oscar hangs out in a trash can, he dont wanna get caught by the fuzz O_O
Steve the Croc over 3 years ago
ernie deserve it.
daHunter3 over 3 years ago
This strip cracks me up! It’s not the usual humor that we normally get.
PapaEaster [Member of G.R.O.S.S.] about 3 years ago
erne tings are gud
a nerdy trans girl almost 3 years ago
べstエンヂンがえヴぇr