Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2007

Transcript:

"Oh woooomuuunn.. Me get you biiiiiiiirtday present!" "What is it, Larry?" "Ees a Zeeb-O'-Matic... It chop, slice and dice ded zeeba.. HAHA.. Now we have zeeba milkshake, zeeba smoodie... Even zeeba mahgareeta!" "Just tink, woomun! Now we have zeeba coming out ears!!" "You do know, Larry, that you still have to go out and kill a zebra first, right?... See, it says 'Zebra not included'?" "HAHAHAHA... Oh, peese, woomun.. No treat Larry like idiot... You tink Larry spend all dat money and not know dat? BAAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHOOHOOHEEHEEEE..." RETURNS "Sigh."