Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2006
Transcript:
"Dear Lions, Your killing of my fellow zebras has increased as of late... After a great deal of thought, I believe I've discovered the source of your hostility..." "Psychologists believe that an individual who lacks a creative outlet is more likely to commit a violent act... You, the lions, have no creative outlet." "To rectify the problem, I suggest you take a few moments each day to compose a poem or two... It doesn't have to be particularly good or artful... The point is really just to get your thoughts down on paper." "I believe the effects of this will be immediate and your impulse to kill will be eradicated... Go ahead... Give it a try!" "Roses is red. Violets is blue. Me me me Kill you you you." "...Sigh."
Amortentia about 11 years ago
Roses are red,Violets are blue.My friends want to eat you.And I do too.
cfrosenlof almost 11 years ago
Roses are red,Violets are blue,I chop off you head,and eat it too!
BOSFLASH about 5 years ago
Lions use the same diction as crocodiles.
AngelMarieSings almost 5 years ago
I wonder what he meant by that prose…
MALCOLMSTENZEL almost 4 years ago
the return address says da lions
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] about 2 years ago
Good poem!
Boxo croco says happy derby about 2 years ago
Roses are red,
comicfancat1 almost 2 years ago
roses are red violets bloom hope you like this boom card explodes 3 seconds later