Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2003
September 06, 2003
September 08, 2003
Transcript:
"Darling! Darling! Waketh thou up! We have been asleep for centuries!!" "What? What has happened?" "Alas, it must have been one of Merlin's spells. But that is not important...What is important is that humans are larger now." "Larger? Thou joketh!" "No, my lady...And they each carry large metal jousting rods." "What? We shall perish anon!!" "Ah, but therein lyeth the mystery. They appear utterly indifferent to our reign." "Howeth canneth that beith?" "I do not knoweth...But alas, most vexing of all is thy castle door, which openeth and closeth up as tho' possessed by a spirited demon." "Demons?? Giant Humans? I cannot taketh any moreth!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" "C'mon, Dude...I don't make those little sounds when you putt." "I didn't say anything.'
draconic lady almost 12 years ago
That would suck to have to live in a mini-golf castle. Those balls never wipe their feet when they come in and they can ruin a good living room set.
Pelahnar over 11 years ago
Love all the random ’ith’s
joeshmo30 over 10 years ago
i see pastis!
joeshmo30 over 10 years ago
i see pastis!
Zankchi11 almost 9 years ago
If that’s Stephan it’s one of his first appearances!
mcapone over 8 years ago
I did not see this punch line coming at all!
daHunter3 over 3 years ago
Steph’s first appearance!