Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 25, 2002
Transcript:
"What happened to Pig?" "He got hit by the ice cream truck. Happens every Sunday." "Every Sunday? Why?" "When he hears that ice cream truck music, he just goes nuts and charges into the street." "Doesn't the driver stop?" "Pepe?...Oh, he used to, but it took a real toll on hs brakes." "...So now he just hits him and tosses out a fudgie pop for him when he wakes up." "Where's the fudgie pop?" "It gets stolen by Roland, the fat kid down the block." "Dumb pig." "So why's that stupid pig keep doing it?" "Because when he wakes up, I tell him he won the Super Bowl." "OOoooooohhhhhhhhh..." "We're number one!!! We're number one!!" "I'm still hungry."
faithcross about 12 years ago
omg
Cuddleman almost 12 years ago
Stupid kid taking advantage of stupid pig.
TheComicMan about 6 years ago
ROLAND YOU ARE FAT
Darth Revan II over 3 years ago
Wait, the kid just ignores the fact that the pig JUST GOT RUN OVER?!?! And even worse, the driver doesn’t even try to stop even though he sees pig?!?!
LOAFY over 3 years ago
Doesn’t running him over damage the tires a little?
Croco Larry alt over 2 years ago
I was really hoping for a pun here