Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 01, 1995

Transcript:

Calvin: The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ...Our hero ruefully acknowldeges that this happens fairly frequently. To survive, Spiff must...find...food! Spiff follows a scavenger mordon! Perhaps there's a fresh kill nearby! Ughhh! The stench! Our hero becomes a vegitarian on the spot! But the grasses are indigestible! The fruit is poisonous! There is nothing to eat at all! Weak and desparing, Spiff peers into a frozen geyser pit! What's down there? Ice cream sandwiches! Our hero is saved! Susie: That's not very healthy. Calvin: I only need to survive until I can escape, our hero mutters grimly.