Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 16, 2004

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"T.V. ads aren't real. You can't just eat some dog food and magically gain the power to out run cars or jump over chairs." "What about that dog on T.V.? He did!" "Those are special effects! The dog in those ads is an inbred poodle with bad hips. They use him because he is so docile. They can pose him however they want." "Satchel, I just saw an ad where a dog gave a cat a million bucks. You should imitate that."