Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 29, 2004

Transcript:

"What's wrong with your hands, Wilco?" "I stayed up for 3 days trying to win the Australia-England match on my rugby video game 50 to nothing to unlock the all-star team. I can't feel my thumbs anymore." "Yeah, the Aussies are hard to beat." "No, I was the Aussies. I finally did beat England 50 to nothing but it didn't unlock any #%*@ all-star team." "NO, bro, I got that game. You have to beat Australia with England to unlock the lions." "Rob... Are you crying?" "I'm... I'm just lubricating my eyeballs."