Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 17, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: I don't understand this! Not a single part of my horoscope came true! My policies weren't implemented and circumstances didn't turn in my favor! Just the opposite, in fact! What went wrong?! I thought this stuff was based on planets and stars! How could those be misread? What kind of science is this?! Hobbes: I'm sure any scientist would give you a categorical answer. Calvin: Maybe tomorrow's horoscope will run a correction and apology.