Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 13, 1992
April 12, 1992
April 14, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: I've decided I believe in astrology and horoscopes. Hobbes: Really? Calvin: You bet. It only makes sense that every facet of our daily lives should depend upon the position of celestial bodies hundreds of millions of miles away. Look here. Today I'll have "many key policies implemented." I get to have my way! Hobbes: Oh those mischievous planets. Calvin: The newspaper couldn't print it if it weren't true!
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Xalder over 9 years ago
Newspapers can print whatever superstitions they want as long as it sells.
yow4zip Premium Member about 7 years ago
Tomorrow you will get hit by a bus.
AntonL.Graf almost 3 years ago
This just made me think how nice it might’ve been if Calvin had a canonical birthday. But then he’d have to… wait—turn seven every year? Nevermind
noissimbus almost 3 years ago
Watterson just burnt some behinds there, particularly those of sheeples and news editors.