Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 06, 1991

Transcript:

Wanna toss the ol' pigskin around? heck no. phooey. the center snaps the ball! the quarterback looks for an opening! the defense disintegrates beneath the coming onslaught! the quaterback jumps and dodges! hobbes breaks clear! Calvin passes! An amazing catch! Hobbes is at the 30...the 20... the 10... ... but he's tackled from behind and laterals to Calvin so he can make the touchdown! But Calvin fumbles the ball and Hobbes recovers it! But a penalty is called on the play and Hobbes is sent to the bench! Hobbes defects to the other team and is greeted with enthusiastic cheers! The crowd goes wild! Calvin prepares to cripple the traitor with an illegal face mask pull! Hobbes defies him by pouring out his mouth guard onto Calvin's helmet! Boy, you can see why football is such a violent game! Hobbes' team gains a yard! All the cheerleaders come out for smooches!!