Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2010

Transcript:

Rat says, "So tell me something, Father Gus? have I led a worthwhile life?" Gus says, "Well? tell me what you've done? have you helped others? Forgiven others? Loved others?" Rat says, "I bought a very big television." Gus says, "Not sure big TV's count." Rat says, "I didn't say 'big.' I said very big." Pig says, "Will it save his soul, father?"