Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 23, 2010

Transcript:

Man says, "Help! Help! That person out there's drowning! They're gonna die!" Rat says, "Do not fear, lady in the red bikini! Dreamboat Donny is here to help the helpless and risk his life for the good of others!!" Man says, "No no no? it's the fat guy who's drowning!" Rat says, "What's one less fat guy?"