Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2010

Transcript:

Patty says, "Why are you wearing a woman's hat, Larry?" Larry says, "No reeson." Patty says, "That's odd, 'cause my sister just called and said the word on the street is that you've got a bird on your head that you can't get rid of." Larry says, "Okay okay... Eef you has to know, me tell you, okay?" Larry says, "Larry essplore hees feminine side." Patty says, "I give up." Junior says, "Your head is squawking, dad." Larry says, "Ohh, dat juss part of beeing woomun, son."