Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 23, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says ,"Hey, Steph, is it true that in 1986, you were the only senior at San Marino High school to not have a date for the prom, so you sat at home and cried while watching 'St. Elmo's fire'?" S. Pastis says, "What are you talking about? I went to my prom." Rat says, "Not according to your bio on 'Wikipedia.'" S. Pastis says, "Please stop entering stuff on my 'Wikipedia' page." Rat says, "And why'd you get the lyrics to 'Like a virgin' tattooed to your thigh?"