Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2009

Transcript:

Goat says, "What happened to you?" Rat says, "I was driving downtown and I hit a parked car." Goat says, "Ohmygawd?Did you leave a not on their windshield?" Rat says, "Of course I left a note on their windshield." Goat says, "What'd it say?" Rat says, "It said, 'Dude, your car is messed up.'" Goat says, "Some people leave their phone numbers." Rat says, "I prefer to show empathy."