Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2009

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Pig says, "Excuse me, but I'd like to pick up my shirt please?" Dry Cleaning Pig says, "Oh no?There's a big rip in it, just like with the shirt I gave you last week." Dry Cleaning Pirate says, "Arrrgh." Blackbeard's Dry Cleaning Pig says, "Pirates make lousy dry cleaners."