Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2009

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Goat says, "I'm thinking about buying a used car." Rat says, "Buy one of those giant tank-like S.U.V.s. they help promote a safe and healthy environment." Goat says, "How do you figure that?" Rat says, "If you get in an accident, you're much more likely to kill the other guy than he is to kill you." Goat says, "Please go away." Rat says, "I'd call that a pretty safe and healthy environment."