Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2009

Transcript:

Goat says, "What's the matter with you?" Rat says, "My stupid newspaper. Turns out you can't fire all the reporters and still have a paper. So now I need to look for one." Pig says, "Can I do it?" Rat says, "You? A reporter? What beat would you want?" Pig says, "Well, I haven't thought about it much, but I guess I wouldn't mind...Boom Thumpa Thumpa Boom" Goat says, "You might want to keep looking." Rat says, "Now...what kind of beating would you want?" Pig says, "Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!"