Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2009

Transcript:

Rat, the newspaper owner Rat says, "Okay, Mr. Funny Guy editorial cartoonist, I've decided to cut your position. My security team, Mr. Larry, will escort you from the building." Man says, "Why is security necessary?" Rat says, "For fear of the harm you may do to the paper in your remaining time here." Man says, "Gee, if that were the standard, wouldn't they drag you out in chains?" Rat says, "Eat the funny man."