Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 28, 2009

Transcript:

Zebra says, "Is it true you're petitioning congress to bail out comic strip characters?" Rat says, "Yes. We're an American institution and with newspapers struggling, our future is threatened." Zebra says, "Yeah, but how are you gonna get them to give you money?" Rat says, "It's all about having the right witnesses presented the right way saying the right things." Dennis the Menace says, "I can't even afford pants." D. Menace