Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2009

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Goat says, "Look at this odd story out of Paris?'Young honeymoones report harassment.'" Pig says, "What kind of harassment?" Goat says, "'honeymooners throughout Paris report being insulted during romantic embraces. The harassment often includes an unwelcome estimate of how long the marriage might last.'" Pig says, "Who would do something like that?" Duck says, "Six months. Tops."