Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 06, 2009

Transcript:

Pig reads, "Dearest Pig, These are dark days." Pig reads, "Days filled with empty bottles and empty hearts and an abundance of unwanted clarity." Pig reads, "For I now see that to love is to leap an unleapable gorge and hope that a rope will be thrown from the other side." Pig reads, "When it works, it's a spectacular feat of daring. And when it doesn't, it's kersplat." Pig reads, "Kersplat."