Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2009

Transcript:

Pig says, "I sure miss my l'il guard duck." Rat says, "How's that little military wingnut doing?" Pig says, "He's so in love. He and Maura never even leave their apartment?They want to spend every minute together." Rat says, "What's a guy like him do all day with a girlfriend?" Duck says, "Kamchatka is mine!"