Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2008
December 10, 2008
December 12, 2008
Transcript:
Pig says, "Where you been this morning, Rat?" Rat says, "Helping Zebra. The crocs got the bomb." Pig syas, "The bomb?! Oh, no! Is he gonna die?" Rat says, "Relax, bacon butt?For a couple G's, I hooked him up with a crack team of bomb disposal experts...Real pros...They should be there any minute." guard duck says, "Howdy-do."
swine before pearls about 12 years ago
frying pan? hammer? classic Snuffles classic…
thatbuddahguy over 11 years ago
bacon butt!!! bah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
legoguy77 over 11 years ago
I think guard duck excels more in detonating weapons.
ShpelChekz almost 8 years ago
Pearls Before Swine/ Snuffles_________________________________________________
Snuffles is Zebra’s pet cat, adopted by the crocs to become a stealth assassin. But Snuffles became a friend with Zebra. The crocs thought he was going to assassinate Zebra once he had cover. The crocs thought this until they thought they were “told” by Snuffles to dig in a certain spot for a “secret message.” It is later insinuated that it was actually cat dung. A few months later Snuffles was revealed as an international terrorist, selling nuclear technology to the Syrians. He was put in a cage. Until Guard Duck toook Snuffles and made him a Helikitty ( BlackOut Helicopter + kitty cat = Helikitty) in order to bomb a house with a cow inside. He has been saving the nation (and destroying it) ever since. But he often screws up. Like when he gave Guard Duck the map to Jamacia, when they should have assaulted Cuba during the Rat-Cuban War, causing them to get arrested there. They got out because they bribed the wardens with free cigars. He also gave Guard Duck the intructions to work a microwave, not to disable a nuclear bomb during the Pearls Nuclear Crisis.
NinaMintzer almost 7 years ago
Today’s strip= Brilliant!!