Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2008
Transcript:
"I'm leaving you, Larry... I'm tired of sharing a bed with a failure." "Oh, yeah? Well, me leaving you." "Leaving me? Why would you leave me?" "You cheat on me." "I've never cheated on you in my life." "OH? Who dis failure you share bed with?" "Never mind, Larry." "GEEV ME NAME, WOOMUN! GEEV ME NAME!!"
Pelahnar over 11 years ago
Larry. The failure’s name is Larry.
KZ71 about 10 years ago
Fail.
WhoCraftian about 10 years ago
@danman1979I’m pretty sure you meant feel good, not feed good.
alluradedendra almost 9 years ago
Leave she did not. She did have an affair with Stephan Patis.
robert423elliott over 1 year ago
Patty the croc and Pastis? So, that’s where Danny Donkey came from!
Snuffles the Mute Terrorist Cat about 1 year ago
I swear she did cheat at some point with another predator, probably a big cat of some kind like cheetah.