Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 20, 1990

Transcript:

Hobbes: Look, I'm not going to be your lawyer if you can't even walk a block without pasting someone with a slushball! Calvin: Its not just "someone"! It's Susie! It's a girl! Santa would understand! He would so! What? Oh yeah? I don't care. I'm going to hit Susie with a big, icy slushball! Oh really? Well, maybe that furry mug of yours needs a slushball, too! Yeah, you heard me! Ow! No biting! Shh! Shh! Hold it!...Did you just hear a snicker?