Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 28, 2011
July 27, 2011
July 29, 2011
Transcript:
Okay, Nate, here's 6.5 cheez doodles. That's one serving. Make it last all day. All day? That's impossible!! I can't survive on this! I'll starve! *SIIGH...* Is there anything more pathetic than half a cheez doodle? I can think of something.
BigSlurpy almost 13 years ago
Careful, cheez doodles could be a gateway snack.
michael100 almost 13 years ago
stop complaining nate your dad might decide to give you more.
AnonymousUser almost 13 years ago
No if his dad was evil he would put a footage of Nate like this on YouTube and ruin the kid’s life for all eternity.
Creature950 almost 13 years ago
I can think of something more pathetic. Marty trying to lose weight! What a hypocrite.
Poncede almost 13 years ago
The bottom of the bag always has doodle halves.
Potrzebie almost 13 years ago
Cheese Doodles™ is a Wise name. I wonder if Mr. Peirce is getting some compensation for plugging them?
astar15 almost 13 years ago
Cheese Doodles. One of God’s greatest creations in all time…now wasted by this godforsaken father. :)
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
Considering Peirce’s exposure of the “single serving” scam, I don’t think it would be Wise to get this into a court record.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Hope they’re the crunchy kind and not “puffs”. I hate food that is 1/2 air. I need to sinks me chompers into something meaty, like a can of raw spinach.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I think his dad’s thinking of giving him sugar-free fruit roll-ups or raisins.
jadelovesjelly almost 13 years ago
Wow. Okay, I get him trying to make Nate eat better, but cutting a Cheeto in half is ridiculus.
jpozenel almost 13 years ago
There’s poor starving children in this world that would be happy to have six and a half Cheez Doodles. And eat your broccoli!
mac47 almost 13 years ago
You, Nate!
Mixter123 almost 13 years ago
mmm… cheez puffs…
krisbradpc almost 13 years ago
If you don’t want them, I’LL have them Nate!
daniellegrund almost 13 years ago
@bignateAha! I somehow guessed that (“cheez doodle”=puffy type).I prefer them too. Except when it comes to the hot cheetos—I only like the crunchy version of those for some reason xDGenerally, where I live the hot ones are much more popular.
ComicFan4Life about 4 years ago
Look on the bright side, Nate! At least they weren’t quarters
Abandoned Account over 3 years ago
I love this arc
fizzledorp over 1 year ago
its you, marty. youre pathetic.