Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 14, 1989
April 13, 1989
April 15, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: I've been thinking. Suppose I grow up to be one of the world's greatest men of all time. Suppose my name will be an inspiration to humanity for eons to come. What will the history books say? They'll say, "Much of his childhood was spent unwillingly in the bathtub." What an indigniy this bath is! Is this situation worthy of one of the greatest men of all time?!? My likely historical significance is a terrivle burden. Would you rather they said your childhood was dirty and smelly?
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ataeaf over 10 years ago
“Dirty and smelly”? Hmm…
yow4zip Premium Member about 10 years ago
His historical significance will be forever tied to Hobbes.
bmonk over 9 years ago
However, typically, he’s hard to get into the bathtub, and hard to get out.
DM9001 about 5 years ago
Because everyone knows that real men don’t take baths!
PBS1! almost 4 years ago
I know, right? It’d be much better if they said “Much of his childhood was spent willingly in the bathtub”!