Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 04, 1988
June 03, 1988
June 05, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: Hello, I'm wondering if you sell kegs of dynamite. You don't? How about plastic explosives? You're kidding. Well, what about land mines? Do you sell those? ...You don't? Look, I'm trying to send a girl I know into deep space. Perhaps you could suggest something.
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Hamminator about 13 years ago
Calvin’s feeling vicious today! :p
Krendall over 12 years ago
Heaven help us if Calvin discovers the Internet.
bmonk almost 11 years ago
How do these darn stores expect to make a profit if they never carry what he wants to buy????
yow4zip Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“Hello? Hello? They hung up!”
Comics Master over 10 years ago
Where’s he calling? Lowes?!
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) about 7 years ago
Susie Derkins, obviously.
donerito about 6 years ago
Calvin watches too many cartoons – none of those items would launch anything to deep space unless Wile E. Coyote was involved.