Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 14, 1987
November 13, 1987
November 15, 1987
Transcript:
Calvin: I made up a joke. A man's going for a walk, so he gets his dog and says, "heel!" ...and the dog looks up and says, "It takes on to know one, buster!" Ha ha ha ha ha!! What's the matter with you? Don't you get it?! Ahhh, what do tigers konw about sophisticated humor, anyway. Hobbes: How did the dog learn to talk?
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Me_Again about 14 years ago
That was funny, Calvin!
kpreethy almost 14 years ago
LOL
vijayvijay7 over 12 years ago
The same way how stuffed tigers learnt to talk….
NateWright about 12 years ago
haha my six year old brother makes up jokes like that too!!!!
yow4zip Premium Member over 11 years ago
Better luck next time, Calvin.
bmonk over 11 years ago
I know Calvin’s feeling . . . My jokes never seem to go over either.
ClaraBadWolf over 8 years ago
That’s hilarious. I sympathize, Calvin. Yesterday, I told an anti-joke which nobody got. Well, actually an anti-anti joke.
cjh122111 over 2 years ago
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?!??
The Hobbes Fan Club El Presidente 10 months ago
i dont get it