Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 28, 2011
June 27, 2011
June 29, 2011
Transcript:
Coach Hacker: So I don't want to write songs anyway. Frazz: I need you to swan dive off the high board at the university pool. Coach Hacker: So I know suffering? Frazz: Wirh your drawstring loose; as you fall you'll decide between belly flopping and losing trou. Coach Hacker: So i know angst? Frazz: So you'll develop a tolerance for humiliation. Coach Hacker: That's happening now.
Knightman Premium Member almost 13 years ago
You’re cruel Frazz! But helpful.
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
At walmart nobody would notice.
Potrzebie almost 13 years ago
Look, he changed Mr. Burke and helped him get thin, he helped Caulfield learn to swim, maybe this year it will be Coach’s turn.
ponytail56 almost 13 years ago
do you mean to say that Frazz should actually learn about humility? that seems to be on the short list of things he doesn’t know
sketchum31 almost 13 years ago
@ananomoose Not only would nobody notice, but at Walmart, he might not be the only one there in nothing but his underwear.And I love the subtle commentary on our society’s “quick fix”, “there must be a trick to success” mindset. It works, right down to some readers’ insistence that this must be a stab at fat people, because a skinny person could do it. “Welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?” “I’ll have a large success, with a side of fame. I think that is the number 2 on the Value Menu.”