Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for August 29, 2009

  1. String
    stringmusicianer  over 14 years ago

    Always wise to leave a little room for error in shoe sizes.

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    Ronshua  over 14 years ago

    Ground up gussied . Hair extentions next ?

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    toasteroven  over 14 years ago

    So… shoes, then?

    Huh.

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    Hillbillyman  over 14 years ago

    She will be moveing down to the Lingerie department next?

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Powerboy… not in GA, I don’t think I’ll read it tomorrow

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    OldManMountain  over 14 years ago

    Lewreader, don’t worry about tomorrow. It’s Sunday, so the star probably will be A. Nonny Moose reciting a poem about the start of the new school year.

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    davidf42  over 14 years ago

    Blondie did this same joke 50 years ago. She was in a dress store (I think) and the dialog was something like, “Well, I wear size 5… but 6 feels so good… I buy 7.”

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    BigGrouch  over 14 years ago

    davidf42….I doubt Blondie wears a dress larger than a size zero.

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    alondra  over 14 years ago

    You got that right. I’m so jealous of Blondie’s figure. As for Gertie I hope she will do something about her hair.

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    TheGiantBrain  over 14 years ago

    Yeah, Blondie is quite a gal. I always wondered how come a dope like Dagwood managed to land her.

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    EarlWash  over 14 years ago

    Hey, TheGiantBrain, ‘opposites attract’.

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    Quabaculta  over 14 years ago

    Gertie probably keeps her hair in a bun when she’s working or doing something where she doesn’t want to mess with her hair. When it’s time to go out—providing she can land Earl—she’ll do something with it.

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    axe-grinder  over 14 years ago

    Aunt Bea always had her hair up, as far as I can remember, though there was that one time she bought a wig.

    The more Gertie primps, the more likely it seems to me that Earl will have moved on.

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    Ronshua  over 14 years ago

    Sadly , Anticipation has waned for me also .

    If gussied-up Gertie fails to realize happiness . Well Mom said “don’t worry worry tell worry worries you”.

    Aunt Bea bless her hart understood .Ecc 1:2 Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity! And shed that wig .

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    Ham_Gravy  over 14 years ago

    I am reminded of Olive Oyl’s declaration that she takes a three-and-a-half, but an eight feels so good. (at about 1:30)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Rho_appBk

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    DebJ4  over 14 years ago

    Am I the only one who sees only a white page with a tiny little blue square in the middle of the page with a question mark in it? I have sent several comments through the CONTACT US page - but do NOT have any answers from “UCLICK” yet.

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    axe-grinder  over 14 years ago

    Deborah, I don’t see that– everything looks normal.

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