Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 24, 2009

Don’t you just hate that post mortem mail?

Marg Yeah, they are sent from the dead letter office.

You just had to make that your avatar, did you Margueritem? Ugh! [Vomiting Profusely]

I’ll bet he’s still getting credit card bills too.

i get mail and such for my late wife and she passed away 9 years ago, and i moved to another city

So, does the mailman work heaven only or does he have to go to hell? Probably two different routes…..the one in heaven has nothing but friendly , docile dogs , all happy to see you… the one in hell ,every delivery has ferocious pit bulls who lurk behind burning bushes and charge, bring down and chomp on the unsuspecting mailman… .every day for eternity… the mailman in heaven has perfect weather at all times and his feet never get tired and every piece delivered is good news to grateful customers, all of whom love the post office and everybody who works there….. in hell, well, its pretty hot for one thing……….

musings from an ex letter carrier

bald: my father has been gone 32 years and we still get mail addressed to him. One quick way of knowing it’s junk.

And the USPS wonders why there has been a drop in business.