Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 25, 2009
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Adam: Why do we have so many cans of potted meat in the back of our pantry? Laura: My mother gave us those in case of an emergency. Adam: It says "almost 100% natural". Laura: I don't know whether to salute their honesty of criticize them for it. Adam: And then it says, "contains mechanically separated chicken". I mean, what kind of sick mechanic would spend his time separating chickens?
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
You really don’t want to hear all of the steamy details.
maybeinthenextworld over 14 years ago
I love “not” jokes.
Not.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
As I remember the turkey plant we didn’t use heads, feet, or feathers. Things may have changed.
alondra over 14 years ago
Ewwwww gak! Throw that stuff out!
dante.deangelo over 14 years ago
Potted meat may not be glamorous, but it gets the job done.
Sharon_ski over 14 years ago
Adam better not read the label off a can of spam then.
bald over 14 years ago
or bologna either sharon
Ushindi over 14 years ago
What about “Chorizo” ingredients? “Pork salivary glands, lymph nodes, cheek meat, fat.” Sounds delicious? Funny, because it IS…
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Adam, stop while your behind!
vawser over 14 years ago
Oh, spam is much more palatable than potted meat! That stuff contains dog food rejects.
Kaytebb over 14 years ago
A guy in one of my science classes in high school gave a report on SPAM once. I got as far as, “It starts out in the can as a liquid,” and buried my head on my desk and tried not to hear any more.
lynnskay over 14 years ago
J.A.D., thanks for answering the question I was too lazy to get up and go to the kitchen and find for myself.
Dr.T., you can leave the computer now. We only want useful “useless” information. “Usefulness” is in the eye of the beholder.
alondra over 14 years ago
Another great avatar Doctor Toon!
James Lindley Premium Member over 14 years ago
Vawser, I think you’re right about potted meat. And if you read the can, it really says potted meat product. SPAM, on the other hand, as you pointed out, is a high quality product, especially compared to potted meat product.