Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 23, 2009

Lousy space golfers!

Who knew that Galactus had a hobby – or that he was so bad at it?

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That must mean that if it’s a good shot, he knocks it into orbit, but if it’s a bad one, he knocks it out of orbit.

Rakkav, call the Fantastic Four, quick. And be on the lookout for Dr. Doom… Oh, wait, I forgot, Dr. Doom actually helped the Fantastic Four in the original story…..Hey, Doc, help us out here, that looks like earth on the tee…

Ah—that’s why all those asteroids wind up on my lawn!

So …if Galactus gets a hole in one…where is the pin?? The black hole in the centre of The Milky Way Galaxy? I guess that;s why the moon is full of craters…it’s all of Galactus’ shots that he shanked off one of Saturn’s rings?

Doctor Tune, as I recall, it was more of a skirt, like the Roman army dudes…

I bet he wears Silver Surfer Underoos…

Even Galactus has bad-looking clothing for the golf course, you know. :)

That’s not Galactus, that’s Cosmicus, his parody. He’s been in the strip before. And he did wear a kilt in the earlier strips.

(Oh no! The Emperor Constantine says I have no clothes! LOL!)

Well, C., you’re right. I knew it was the parody, just couldn’t think of his name. It was more fun under the circumstances to pretend it was Galactus wearing ill-matched golf clothing, like the General in Beetle Bailey.

Juke, Dracip, and Rakkav in a three-way tie FTW. Lolz, guyz!

Blame their version of Galactus or get him a coach.