Ted Rall for December 10, 2005
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Television: If we don't fight 'em in Iraq, we'll have to fight 'em in Amurka! (Man: Yeah, right!) "whatever" sad clown!) (Man 2: Go ahead. Laugh.) I laughed at Lyndon Johnson, too... even called him 'out of touch.' (Television: We must fight them in Vietnam so we don't hae to fight them here.) (Woman: Mmm... drugs.) But the long years of Vietnamese occupation turned tears of derision into eye discharges of woe.) (Man 2: Big-nose yankee dog! We send you to happy ho chi minh camp no 6! And gimmie your drugs!) Everythign went to hell: food, street camps, death camps. All because we didn't have the will to resist them in 'nam. (Woman: $%# goat testicle wine hangover!!) Only after oppressed Americans rose up and overthrew the vietnamese fiends did we appreciate how close we'd come to annihilation. (Man: And take your stupid non peasnts hats with you!!) (Man: USA! USA!) (Man: What a story! Thanks for saving us, old-timer!) (Man: Aieee! The Iraqis are here!)