Ted Rall for August 13, 2005
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Lie off a Democrat Man 1: They didn't lay me off! I got demoted to part-time! Woman: I'm not fully cheating. It's only oral sex! Man 1: What a relief! Man 2: Sorry your house burned down Man 1: Dude- I can live in mini storage! My candidate didn't lose by very much! Man 3: I'd shoot him, but he'd love ending up in a coma instead of dead.