Ted Rall for November 10, 1999

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Campaign 2000: First blood. On the left: Al 'the bore' Gore. White, moderate. male. On the right: George 'the W" Bush. Al Gore: Every American child deserves the right to the world's best education, bar none! George Bush: Every American child deserves the right to the world's best education, bar none! Al Gore: Hey! I can't believe you're so childish that you're repeating every word I'm saying! George Bush: I can't believe you're so- Al Gore: There! You're doing it again! George Bush: I believe everything that you do. Al Gore: I believe everything that you do. George Bush: Now you're doing it! Al Gore: Now you're doing it! George Bush: I believe everything that you do. Al Gore: I love you, George. George Bush: I love you, George.