Ted Rall for April 15, 1999
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Soon the dust will settle, so prepare for Kosovo: The Business Plan. Lots of countries have bullet trains, but with bombs and missiles raining down, let's sell them a bulletproof train! (Man 1: And you're sure it's serb-proof?) (Man 2: Yeah, sure I guess, whatever.) Tons of bridges and roads are history, so rev up the great American Construction racket! (Man 3: And check out this part: This highway project will never, ever be finished!) While we're rebuilding, why not create a state-of-the-art internet? (Man 4: Don't worry- it's supposed to lock up your screen every time you log on.) The guys got killed by the serbs- which leaves oodles of single women for the Kosovar dating service! (Television: My husband and oldest son were shot right in front of me- then the serbs torched my house.) (Man 5: I love you, Smilja!