Ted Rall for February 05, 1998
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Woman: Hey there, detective! How'd it go today? Man: Fantastic! It was great! It took me years of wire taps and creative witness maniuplation, but we finally arrested that farmer for the pitchfork murdes! Woman: Why, you're disgusting! You mean to say that you just sneak around listening to people's conversations, trying to catch them doing something illegal? Don't you have anything better to do? No one would even know about such sordid stuff if you weren't out there dredging it up! Man: But I'm a cop. Woman: Exactly my point! Law enforcement legitimizes crime and turns mere scumbags into criminals... you oughta be jailed!